"He Feels Pretty"
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| Stars range from 5-1. |
Simon
Callow* is one of those classically trained British actors whose little finger
knows more about acting than most thespians do in their entire bodies. He’s now
putting that knowledge to work in this slim but performance-challenging
monodrama (supplemented by an onstage pianist, Conor Mitchell), in which he
plays a transgendered woman called Pauline (formerly Paul). He wears a limp
blonde wig, an unflattering beige outfit, turquoise high heels, turquoise earrings,
a turquoise cinch belt, and a red-orange blouse offering a touch of décolletage; nonetheless, the decidedly thickening, masculine-featured 65-year-old star speaks in what is surely one of the theatre’s most posh and plummy baritones.
Meanwhile,
Mr. Callow infuses his movements with essential but not overly campy femininity;
the contrast between his indisputable maleness and his slightly awkward female
behavior at first seems silly, in the manner of a Hasty Pudding drag
performance, yet Pauline inspires not so much laughs but sympathy for the
pathos of her dilemma. Since this is a drama in which Pauline tells her story
more or less straightforwardly, Mr. Callow changes his voice to capture the
other people she introduces. Most notably, we hear Pauline's irascible father, Andrew,
speaking in a working class growl, spitting out his exclamations of “Pity’s
sake” from Mr. Callow’s scrunched up mouth, shoved, like Popeye’s, nearly over to his ear.
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| Simon Callow, Colin Mitchell (right). Photo: Carol Rosegg. |
The
play, adapted and translated by Matthew Hurt and Sarah Vermande from a popular French
original by Emmanuel Darley, LE MARDI À MONOPRIX, was originally seen at the
Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 2011, and is now visiting New York as part of the
59E59 Theaters’ Brits Off Broadway festival. For most of its 75
intermissionless minutes, we watch Pauline talk about and demonstrate her concern
for the recently widowed, aging, self-centered Andrew, who finds it impossible to overcome his discomfort with his child's transformation. So hard is it for Pauline to break through his formidable defenses that we might even
wonder why she goes to so much trouble, giving him all her time every Tuesday to
clean his flat and take him shopping at Tesco’s, a leading British supermarket
chain. But Pauline, desperate for his acceptance, deeply cares for and worries
about Andrew, just as she worries about all the perceived slights she sustains from
others when out with him in public, while seeking in even the most casual expression
of friendliness a token of approval.
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| Simon Callow. Photo: Carol Rosegg. |
Darley’s
script, at least in translation, is written in nearly unpunctuated prose, and with constant “He says” and “I say” before whatever it
is that “he” or “I” says. As Pauline moves freely around under Simon Stokes’s direction, she informs us of her weekly routine, talks about her
unease at visiting the places in which she grew up, and mentions how shocked her folks
were when she first appeared before them as “me as I am now.” She describes how her dad finds it difficult to call her Pauline; recalls when she first felt the
little girl inside her; talks of how, when they go shopping, Andrew keeps a
distance between them, as if to disassociate himself from his so obviously different
offspring; conveys how painful it is for her father, who even remarks about Pauline's stubble, to see in her only his former son and not his present daughter; notes
the way others relate to her, both those who see her as something of a freak and those who barely
acknowledge her presence; and, among other things, insists on her need to claim herself as a
woman.
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| Simon Callow. Photo: Carol Rosegg. |
Aside
from a surprise ending that seems unearned and needlessly melodramatic, TUESDAYS AT TESCO’S
has very little in the way of drama; it’s essentially an ordinary litany
of Pauline’s poignant complaints about her dad’s failure to accept her and the boredom of her
care-taking responsibilities, but it’s enough to inspire a performance that seems to
find multiple nuances in every sentence. Mr. Callow’s acting is musical in the
way he finds the rhythms and melodic patterns in the dialogue, which sometimes
has a Beckettian feel to it; he even breaks into bits of dance (tango,
flamenco, simulated tap, etc.) to highlight his sudden outbursts of feeling (Quinny Sacks is
credited as the movement director). If he were a piano he’d be using 88 keys.
There is actually a piano present, an old upright with its innards revealed, played by
the ever-present Mr. Mitchell, who stands or sits at it, with pages of music
splayed across its top and a metronome that is even set to ticking; although the reason for his distracting presence escapes me, Mr. Mitchell's affect is of a composer writing the incidental
music inserted in the action as it proceeds. He and Mr. Callow perform within a
large, slender hoop suspended like a ring of Saturn from above to
encircle the acting space, a pink dress hanging upstage from a leafless branch (neither of which is ever referred to), with the principal furniture being an upholstered arm chair. Robin Don is responsible for both the set and costumes,
with Chahine Yavroyan providing the nicely varied lighting.
Simon Callow is a uniquely gifted actor, and he's enough of a reason to see this play. TUESDAYS AT TESCO'S is dark on Mondays, but you can catch it any other day of the week.
Full disclosure: I’ve had a sporadic correspondence with Simon Callow since the early 1990s, and interviewed him in his London home in 1993. See Margaret Sullivan, "For Reviewers, How Close is Too Close?" Sunday Review, New York Times, May 17, 2015.
TUESDAYS AT TESCO'S
Full disclosure: I’ve had a sporadic correspondence with Simon Callow since the early 1990s, and interviewed him in his London home in 1993. See Margaret Sullivan, "For Reviewers, How Close is Too Close?" Sunday Review, New York Times, May 17, 2015.
TUESDAYS AT TESCO'S
59E59 Theaters
59 East 59th Street, NYC
Through June 7
