Friday, June 26, 2020

182. FOUR ON A GARDEN. From my (unpublished) ENCYCLOPEDIA OF THE NEW YORK STAGE, 1970-1975

Carol Channing, Sid Caesar.

FOUR ON A GARDEN [Comedy/Crime/One-Acts/Marriage/Old Age/Romance/Sex] A/D: Abe Burrows; SC: a French play by Pierre Barillet and Jean-Pierre Gredy; S: Oliver Smith; C: William McHone; L: Martin Aronstein; P: David Merrick i/a/w Beresford Productions, Ltd., and Charles Lowe Productions; T: Broadhurst Theatre; 1/20/71-3/20/71 (57)


Sid Caesar, Carol Channing.
At a time when the preview period was much shorter than it later became, well over a month of them preceded the opening of this flailing attempt by Broadway veteran Abe Burrows to adapt a French hit to American characters. The original writers, who had better luck with the Burrows-adapted and–directed Cactus Flower, and Forty Carats, which Burrows staged in Jay Presson Allen’s version, were so dismayed by the distance traversed from their work that they asked to have their names removed from the credits. Comic actor-writing couple Renee Taylor and Joseph Bologna are said to have collaborated on the work with Burrows.

Four on a Garden was conceived as an intermissionless evening of four one-acts designed to furnish stars Sid Caesar and Carol Channing with a vehicle for their comedic talents. They appeared as different characters in each skit, as did most of the supporting cast, but the brownstone co-op apartment setting remained throughout.

Each one-acter deals with a pair of lovers, ranging from middle-aged to elderly. The first, “House of Dunkelmayer,” is about a delicatessen owner’s wife and her boyfriend. He returns to her arms from his refuge in Alaska, to which he fled after the pair murdered her husband. Now, the threat of a younger rival for her affections appears on the scene. Others in the sketch included George S. Irving as a TV repairman and future film star Tom[mmy] Lee Jones as a delivery man.

Sid Caesar, Carol Channing.
“Betty” has to do with a middle-aged man who meets the mother of his much younger fiancĂ©e (Jones), only to realize that she is an old flame and that he may be his future wife’s father.

Sid Caesar, Carol Channing, Tom Lee Jones.
In “Toreador” a house painter seduces a wealthy matron in the apartment of her young, abusive lover (Jones). And in “The Swingers” an aged couple meet at Roseland and come to the man’s apartment. However, their hopes of having sex get no further than a discussion of age’s debilitating effects.

Despite valiant comic efforts by the famously funny leads, the show was only intermittently amusing. Clive Barnes reported that the stars “do their . . . best to save the most destructible vehicle since the good ship Titanic.”