Wednesday, September 16, 2020

349. MEMPHIS STORE-BOUGHT TEETH. From my (unpublished) ENCYCLOPEDIA OF THE NEW YORK STAGE, 1970-1975

Jerry Lanning, J.J. Jepson, Alice Cannon.

MEMPHIS STORE-BOUGHT TEETH [Musical/Family/Southern] B: E. Don Alldredge; M: William Fisher; LY/P: D. Brian Wallach; D: Marvin Gordon; S: Robert O’Hearn; C: William Pitkin; L: George Vaughn Lowther; T: Orpheum Theatre (OB); 12/9/71 (1)

Another of the many one-night flops of the early 70s, this no-redeeming-qualities musical annoyed the critics, earning such brickbats from Mel Gussow as “dismal,” and “a show of awesome ineptitude”; from Richard Watts as “dreadful,” “a mishap by untalented amateurs,” “tedious mediocrity”; and from Douglas Watt, who damned it as “excruciating nonsense” and a show whose “inanity is practically matchless.”

It is set in the deep Southern town of Sunflower, Alabama, and uses flashbacks to tell its tale of a "Traveller" (Jerry Lanning), who returns to his hometown to relive in memory the summer events of 15 years earlier, when he was 18. He narrates the story and sometimes participates in it as an advisor to the youth who is him as a younger man (J.J. Jepson). Various town characters, stereotypically rural, appear, including his drunken old dad (Lloyd Harris), his foster mom (Evelyn Brooks), the local preacher (Hal Robinson), his fat aunt (Travis Hudson), and others.