Tuesday, April 13, 2021

529. THINGS THAT ALMOST HAPPEN. From my (unpublished) ENCYCLOPEDIA OF THE NEW YORK STAGE, 1970-1975

Sam Coppola, Karen Rosenblatt, Patrick McDermott. 

THINGS THAT ALMOST HAPPEN [Comedy-Drama/One-Acts] A: Claude McNeal; S: Tim Wilson; L: Paul T. Holland; P: Jules and Gila Zalon; T: Provincetown Playhouse (OB); 2/18/71-2/21/71 (5)

“Morton: The Patient” [Mental Illness]; “The Courtship of Kevin and Roxanne” [Romance/Sex]; “Dominic’s Lover” [Romance] SC: Robert Browning’s poem, “Porphyria’s Lover”

An evening of three mediocre one-acts that to Mel Gussow were more “writings than plays. . . . [T]hey are devised situations, forced crises, and difficult to sit through.” Bloated by pauses (the author directed), these “long and tedious” works, said Richard Watts, “were stubborn in their uneventfulness.”

In “Morton: The Patient” a session between a bored analyst (Sam Coppola) and his patient (Richard Lynch), a man whose wife divorced him and who threatens suicide, leads to the discovery that both men are crazy. At the end, they exchange roles.

“The Courtship of Kevin and Roxanne,” set in 1959, shows a young man (Patrick McDermott) and his girlfriend (Karen Rosenblatt) in a car as he tries to talk her into having sex. A cop (Coppola) comes by and tries to arrest them for lewd behavior, but his superiors reject the charge.

“Dominic’s Lover,” inspired by a Robert Browning poem, presents a young woman (Rosenblatt) who goes to her schoolteacher lover’s (Coppola) flat where, bored by his inactivity, she invites over a man (McDermott) to whom she is attracted. She hopes this will stir the teacher to try and do something about it. The other man arrives, then departs, and the girl, perhaps poisoned by the teacher, is found dead.

In brief, this was an evening that almost happened.

Next up: Thoughts.