Friday, July 31, 2020

254. THE IMMACULATE MISCONCEPTION. From my (unpublished) ENCYCLOPEDIA OF THE NEW YORK STAGE, 1970-1975


William Kelsey, Mary McGregor, Gwen Mitchell, John Swearingen.

THE IMMACULATE CONCEPTION [Comedy/Death/Fantasy/Marriage/Religion/Sex] A: W. Randolph Galvin; D: William E. Kinzer; S: William  E. Kinzer and W. Randolph Galvin; C: Mary Lou Harvey; L: Lee Goldman; P: W. Randolph Galvin; T: Cherry Lane Theatre (OB); 10/27/70 (1)

Frank Borgman.
As the ubiquitous name in the credits suggests, this one-performance disaster was largely the work of one man. Mel Gussow bellowed, “It is a work that does not even merit the title vanity production. Whose vanity does it assuage?” This critic considered the backstage life, glimpsed through gaps in the amateurish scenery, more interesting than what was transpiring in the play. “Misconception, yes,” commented Jerry Tallmer, “Immaculate, not quite.”

At the start, an old millionaire (Frank Borgman) converses with God—a Celestial Memory Bank—and asks for a review of his past deeds to see if he deserves his fate after he dies. It turns out he had planned to leave his man-hating daughter (Mary McGregor) and her husband (John Swearingen) six million dollars, but the will revealed that they could collect only if they had a baby. Since they dislike each other too intensely to have sex, it is suggested by the devious Dr. Zaharako (William Kelsey) that they talk a black servant (Gwenn Mitchell) into being artificially inseminated so she can bear the child for them. The doctor actually stands to gain the estate himself for his research institute if no child is forthcoming. And so on . . .